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Old 11-04-2005, 05:50 PM
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Confessions to a Mexican Wife..( something funny for your friday)

Jose was dying. His wife, Cuca was maintaining a
>vigil by his side.
>
>She held his hand in the weak light, tears running
>down her face.
>
>Her praying woke Jose from his slumber. He looked up,
>pale lips moving slightly.
>
>"Cuca mi amor", Jose whispered in a tired voice.
>
>"Jose mi amor", she said, "rest, don't talk".
>
>He was insistent.
>
>"Cuca", he said in a tired voice, "I have something
>that I must confess".
>
>"There's nothing to confess", replied the weeping
>Cuca, "everything is all right, go to sleep now".
>
>"NO, NO, I must die in peace, Cuca, I ....... slept
>with your sister, your best friend, your comadre, your
>cousin and your mother."
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>"Yes, I know mi amor", whispered Cuca, ... "now let
>the poison work, hijo de tu pinche madre !!!!!!"
>(translated: "...you son of a b itch)
>
>Motto of this story: Don't mess with Mexican women!!!! Ever !!!!!
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