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Old 04-07-2005, 10:34 AM
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Funny things your kids say

Ok I know alot of you out there have children. What are some of the most random things they've said?

The other day me and my daughter were watchin something hosted by snoop so my daughters new phrase is 'f0 shizzle'.

We were outside talking with some neighbors and they asked he if she liked the ice cream she was eating and her response "f0 shizzle!" Mind you shes 2 and a half.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:59 AM
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Lol that is so cute . Ok Tavian is only 16 months so his vocabulary is growing any song can be playing and he will start singing Lean Back Lean back lean back . he just learned how to say kitty so when he sees my sisters cats or one on the street he says Hi kiki and point swith his lil finger or if he throws the ball and it hits something or you he goes oh oh and sywe, or when ever he wants out of the crib when I put him in he calls his dad and says with this help me tone dadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
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My 8 year old asked me if money has been invented already when I was born. :whateva Great. She thinks I predate money. I'm not thaaaaaat old.

Then one night I was playing a board game with my boyfriend and my daughter and she tell him "C'mon, give mamí an extra turn, you know she's not that smart."

The tooth fairy is a man in a ballerina costume.

Last year she thought that when a man and a women sit on the couch together and watch tv without fighting, a month later the woman has a baby which is born through the belly button.

In the world according to my daughter, organ transplants occur after the recipient has passed away. The recipient then comes back to life a few months later and returns home to a big welcome home party. (She actually wrote an essay on this in her second grade class last year and her teacher didn't comment).

There are many more good ones, she is too funny.
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My four year old has "tummy eggs" (tummy aches)
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I taught my friend's 4 year old daughter to go to people, put out her hand, wave it back and forth, and say.....

"whateva..whateva...whateva"
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:39 PM
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Ok, One night, I was at my friends' house. Mike, and Cor. Cor turns to us (a group of about 8) and says...."Dylan doesn't love me." (Dylan is her 3 year old son) at that moment, Dylan bounces in the room.....and here is the convo that took place....

Mike: Dylan, do you love me?

Dylan: yes! I love Daddy!

Cor: Dylan, do you love me?

Dylan: Nooooooooooooooooo

(laughter in the room)

Mike: Dylan, why don't you love mommy?

Dylan: Because when I say no, mommy tickles me.

(more laughter in the room)

Dylan: (in a sing song voice)Mommyyyyyy....I don't looooooooove youuuuuuuuuuu!

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