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Old 03-02-2003, 11:54 AM
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Talking HEHEHEHE

lmfao...:lol :silly :lol
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Old 03-03-2003, 11:19 AM
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Old 03-03-2003, 09:32 PM
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Old 03-04-2003, 09:52 AM
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Old 03-05-2003, 12:58 PM
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Angry Damn, What can't you say to cops anymore

1.) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2.) Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

3.) Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4.) Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.

5.) I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.

6.) Bad cop! No donut!

7.) You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8.) I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.

9.) I pay your salary.

10.) That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.

11.) Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

12.) What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.

13.) Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

14.) By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you.

15.) Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

16.) Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17.) I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18.) Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me.

19.) Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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Old 03-05-2003, 01:01 PM
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Talking 3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide, and he said, "You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink."

The men were thrilled, and the first man went down yelling, "Beerrr!!!"

Plop! He landed in a glass of beer and was happy as can be.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,"Lemonaaaaaaaaaaaaade!!!"

Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade, and was thrilled

The third guy went down the slide yelling, "Wheeeeeeeee!!!"
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Old 03-06-2003, 12:25 PM
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Thumbs up The Blonde In The Corn Field

"Blonde Rows of Corn"

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
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Old 03-10-2003, 09:45 PM
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yikes LMAO :lol
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Old 04-11-2003, 01:52 PM
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:23 AM
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I want to know where FreeStyleKing is getting all these jokes. There good by the way. I just cant beleive you have all this spare time.
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:03 AM
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I will never tell :lol Thank you and "My spare time is geared toward funny" :lol
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:20 AM
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Re: Sweet story

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Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F*** you !" he then turned to the bride and said "F*** you !" and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... "Thanks, I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.


He got that off ....lmao
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Old 11-30-2003, 12:10 PM
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I guess this thread should be "unstick" now sinc he aint a mod anymore!
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:00 PM
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Can I run the thread?
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:19 PM
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someone run it so i can read some more funny jokes
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:24 PM
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i will put out a book of my life story now that is pretty funny stuff :lol most of it anyway.
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:17 PM
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Old 12-26-2003, 08:23 PM
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I want to.
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Old 01-12-2004, 12:50 PM
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i guess no ones up for the job
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Old 03-29-2004, 03:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KENNY GUIDO
I guess this thread should be "unstick" now sinc he aint a mod anymore!
"Unstick" ??? Whatta dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... I Could care less what happens! Now that your ass commented on It.. Grow up and get over the past..... Little Guido

Unstick this thread and put It In garbage Where KENNY BELONGS...

PEACE!!
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:39 PM
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:20 AM
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Someone said they were going to kill me until I died from it. I killed myself first just to be safe. You can never be to careful.
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Old 09-14-2005, 06:54 AM
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this whole thread is funny....so how did freestyleking get banned lol
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Old 09-29-2005, 10:44 AM
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THE JOKE WAS PREATTY FUNNY, I ALSO WANTED TO SAY FINALLY SOMEBODY I ILLINOIS THATS IN THIS WEBSITE BY THE WAY IM FROM THE CITY
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There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of "writing a letter."

One day, Daddy said to his daughter, "Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter." The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said, "The red ribbon is coming out, not now." The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, "Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand."



I'm bored sowwwwwwwwwy
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Old 09-29-2005, 10:56 AM
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WAT UP ANTHONY JUST WANTED TO SAY NICE PICS ON THE FREESTYLE RECORDS IM GLAD SUMBODY LOVES FREESTYLE AS I DO WELL THERES NOT THAT MANY FREESTYLE FANS IN CHICAGO AND THERE HARD TO FIND DJS TOO. SO BASICALLY IM TRYIN 2 SAY KEEP FREESTYLE ALIVE PEACE OUT
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