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Old 10-27-2004, 05:32 PM
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~*~Another PR Joke~*~

Gabriel came to the Lord and said I have to talk to
you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are
causing problems.
My horn is missing, mojo sauce is all over their
robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes,
they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're
wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They
refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on the
heaven's stairs, they are setting up cock fights in
the clouds, and some of them are walking around with
just one wing. "The Lord said, "Puerto Ricans are
Puerto Ricans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil. "The Devil answered the phone "Hello?
Damn, hold on a minute. "The Devil returned to the
phone "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied "I just want to know what kind of
problems you're having down there. "The Devil said
"Hold on again. I need to check on something. "After
about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and
said "I'm back. Now what was the question? "Gabriel
said "What kind of problems are you having down
there?" The Devil said "Man, I don't believe
this....Hold on. "This time the Devil was gone 15
minutes. The Devil returned and said "I'm sorry
Gabriel, I can't talk right now.
Those damn Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are
trying to install air conditioning!"
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:10 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 12:16 AM
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lmao r we that ccccrraazziieee
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Old 11-02-2004, 08:18 PM
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ROFLMFAO, ni el Diablo puede con nosotros.......

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