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Old 09-15-2004, 11:16 AM
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Victoria Secrets

Tom walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife, Muriel.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, Muriel thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it tomorrow and get a $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

Tom says, "Good Lord! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

His funeral is Tuesday! :shush
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Old 09-22-2004, 07:53 AM
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Old 09-22-2004, 08:08 AM
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Old 09-22-2004, 10:00 AM
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Omg Lmao Too Funny!!!!!!!!!
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