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Old 08-28-2004, 03:08 PM
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Yeah Im talking bout your mother!

Today was the day that little tony was becoming a man it was his 18th birthday,with nothing to do little anthony's pop came in and said"eh tony happy birthday son heres a 20 dollars go to 42nd street and get you a prostitute and lose your virginity" little anthony replied "ok pop thanks" so off he went to get lucky for his birthday.

On his way,to 42nd street he passed his grandmas building where she noticed little anthony passing below so granny shouted"heya anthony happy birthday boy what you doing for your 18th birthday?" Little anthony replied"Pop gave me 20.00 to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a prostitute and lose my virginity" granny relied"go put that 20.00 in my bank account you come upstairs and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me!" Little tony replied"ok grandma" so off he went deposited that 20.00 into grannys bank account back to grannys house where he banged her for about an hour.

after he finished he left and went home, to where his father asked "ey tony how was it had a good time?" little Anthony replied "no pop grandma said to deposit the money in her bank account and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her instead" almost paralyzed by that answer he turned and looked and said "tony you mean to tell me you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ed my mother?" to which little anthony answered "sure, why not you been !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in mines for years!!!"
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Old 08-30-2004, 02:09 AM
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LOL that was nasty though
you cant take shyt for granted cause life is too short, Lifes a Bytch depending on how you treat her
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Old 08-30-2004, 11:24 AM
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As you left and said your goodbyes, you forgot to tell my heart how to live without you. :sosad

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Old 09-08-2004, 09:20 AM
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Oh hell
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:10 PM
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bout, mother, talking, yeah

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