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Old 07-29-2004, 08:10 PM
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Horny Ass Doctor

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps For breast cancer." "Correct, replied the doctor."

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:03 PM
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That's a good one!!!lol
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:13 PM
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Old 08-06-2004, 10:21 PM
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LMAO big mistake, i see
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