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Old 04-03-2003, 04:31 PM
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Tree Joke.........

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes...not a dirty word is used.........


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.



Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"



The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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