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myonlysweetie 06-21-2005 01:24 PM

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the
little girl across the street. The father being modern and well-schooled
in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious
step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young
son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.
It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the
night." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon,
and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an
answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation,the
man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to
have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy
replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg,
I'm going to step on it!"


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